novelty-automation/current

MONEY LAUNDERING. Pick up cash from the gutter and deposit it in the city without the regulators spotting.	MICROBREAK . Sit in the chair and travel on holiday, moved by the magic carpet.	ALIEN PROBE . Investigate the captive alien BUT try not to annoy it.	DIVORCE . Race to separate, then see the results	PET OR MEAT Spin the arrow and see where it lands. Then view what happens to the lamb in detail.

AUTOFRISK Stand in position and let the rubber gloves give you a thorough frisk.	MY-NUKE . Use the remote manipulator arm to open the fuel box and load the fuel pellets into the reactor.	INSTANT WEIGHTLOSS . Watch weightfree nutrients prepared especially for you and then watch yourself lose weight in the mirror.	EXPRESSIVE PHOTOBOOTH . Sit inside and the booth activates mechanisms to provoke a wide range of expressions while taking the photos.	TEST YOUR NERVE . Place hand in dog's cage and hold it there for as long as you dare. Dog pants, dribbles warm saliva and other disgusting things.

IS IT ART? . Present any object to the expert and he will tell you authoratively whether it is art or not.	INSTANT ECLIPSE. Shut yourself inside and watch the sky darken and the stars come out.	THE SMALL HADRON COLLIDER Join the quest for the grand unified theory of everything and win a Nobel prize	THE CHIROPODIST . Remove shoe and place foot in treatment bay. She then descends into the bowels of the machine and manipulates your foot.	i-ZOMBIE Dodge phone obsessed zombies and discover if you are one too